So Far Today... (or The Universe Hates Me)

• I was woken at 3am by the sounds every animal lover dreads: HRRRRRCHHTT then massive spewage. This little episode repeated 7 times.
• Found out the regular vet is closed on Wednesdays and has been for years. (How I didn't know this by now is beyond me.)
• Was referred to a vet that no GPS could have found
• Had my picture taken by the "Running the Red Light" camera
  
• Realized I had forgotten to brush my teeth when the vet handed me a piece of gum (this vet, while hard to find, was amazingly wonderful)
  
• Spent a large amount of money to find out Morgan doesn't have a bowel obstruction from eating nearly half a roll of toilet paper yesterday and pancreatitis while not ruled out, is not so likely at this point. We were sent home with anti-vomit pills which better work because at this point, if there is more spewage, I'm putting in hardwood floors. (Yes, I know I only rent here.)
  
• Had a bird fly straight into my windshield, scaring the SH*T out of me. I swerved and ran over a curb ruining my alignment and ripping off part of the bumper fascia of my brand new car. (Am hoping that is cheaper to fix than the vet bill.)
  
• Found out my carpet steam cleaner no longer works
  
• Realized I am out of garbage bags

I believe that about covers it and it's only lunchtime. So.......tell me about your day?