For Sale:
Two adorable dogs who will:
- consistently wake you up way too early (think 4am)
- love endless walks and don't care if you have a broken ankle or not
- constantly demand to be fed raw steak (one dog may or may not be able to open the fridge on his own)
- sit at your feet barking continuously while you try to talk on the phone thus forcing you to take all calls in the bathroom where cell phone reception is at its worst
- eat entire boxes of tissues providing for much constipation and some interesting bowel movements.
The Truth: I love these dogs to pieces, but could someone PLEASE help me teach them to sleep in and let me talk on the phone?
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Since I haven't been successful teaching my kids to sleep in and be quiet while I'm on the phone, I have no tips for you!
Sandy learned how to sleep in real fast...lol.
Can't speak to the sleeping in, but the phone thing sounds like a dominance issue? Own that phone! ;)
One of them can open the fridge? Talented!
They look like punks to me. I sell them to the circus. lol.
Cute.
I'm my dog likes to sleep and is not a barker.
ps. thanks for the sweet post cards.
;)
Oh, I understand. I love my dogs, but getting pounced on by 95lbs of German Shepherd at 6:30AM on a Saturday is not fun.
But...but...but those FACES. How can you stay mad?
They are just so cute. You can almost forgive them anything.
The Canadian dollar is currently $0.90 for every US dollar. So it's actually not as strong as the US dollar. But I think $1 million CAD is a fair price for the pups!
Thats summed up in two words: Puppy Love!
why don't I trade you for my 2 pups who:
1. wake up every morning (no really, EVERY SINGLE MORNING) at 5am and bark/whine/cry until 7am.
2. pee in front of the treat cupboard to let you know that they want a cookie, dammit!
3. fart. like all the time.
let me know.
Eh.
Bailey eats tissues too.
And Paper towels.
I dont know why.
Atleast she doesn't wake me up at 4am
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